Quick list of the things I want to do this weekend:

Well, gotta hurry up and get started!

I set up a Twitter account back in October, but I started updating it regularly only recently. Be sure to check it out and follow all of my crazy twitterific adventures!

This final installment is not a hate list, but rather a collection of generic types of people that bother me.

Duty Calls from xkcd.

• Internet people
  The anonymity available on the internet makes people even more belligerent and stupid than in person.
• People who stay on the phone too long when in the company of others
  I hate when a person gets a call—or worse, places a call—while with other people and refuses to get off the phone. If it’s an emergency or a very quick call (30 seconds to one minute, not including dialing and connection), go for it. Otherwise, suck it up and try to extract some conversation from your cranial cave.
• Fake people
  This includes people who exaggerate things beyond belief, people who make things up and present them as fact, and people who talk only to be heard. Listening to such people annoys me, so I usually choose not to listen to them.
• Kids
  They’re always running around, steppin’ all over my lawn. It’s unbearable.
• Molly Connolly
  Here I am laid down at the end of my rope. I’ve lost all hope; so long. Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the posts.

This is the finale of the list of things I love (except for things like family, friends, and good health). Right now, I’m tempted to add cake to the list, because I really want some cake.

• Dogs
  I especially love my dogs, Midnight and Peaches (God rest her soul). Most other dogs are also very cute.
• Hockey
  Roller or ice, it’s only the most perfect sport ever. Hockey is fast−paced and rough, with action that almost never ceases. The only sport even nearly as exciting as hockey is lacrosse.
• Steak
  Steak is what God would eat.
• Movies
  Easier than a book but usually far more stupid. When you find a good one, though, it’s awesome … something like Fight Club or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Lately I’ve seen a few movies that I didn’t expect much from, but they ended up being great, like Wall−E, Pineapple Express, and Hamlet 2.
• Wikis
  Wikis are great because anyone can edit them (unfortunately, that’s also they’re greatest disadvantage). Specifically, Wikipedia is very useful to get introduced to a topic (and then several others as you continue to click links for six hours).

Part five contains mostly arbitrary items.

• Windows
  It’s ugly, unreliable, and expensive. I’m forced to use Windows XP at work and I cannot stand looking at it anymore. The ugly gray taskbar…eww! And even the new, XP, blue/green/silver taskbars are plain. Vista looks a little better, but it’s still not customizable. But none of this matters when Windows can’t stop freezing long enough to save a Word document.
• Tiny portions and artful abortions
  Truth be told, I have no taste. But, I hate those tiny portions and your artful abortions, especially those that are of sound and sealed with a kiss. And they’re always so slathered in the sauce sarcastic. Whatever—go choke on your irony.
• My phone
  Calling it a phone is really an overstatement. It’s more of a watch or an alarm clock. It drops calls like that’s its job—I can’t even use it inside for this reason. If cell-phone manufacturers keep making phones like mine, land−line companies have nothing to worry about, because my phone cannot even compete with a land−line phone when it comes to indoor usage.
  UPDATE: I smashed the phone!
• SUVs
  They’re so big, stupid, and unnecessary. That’s it. Big, stupid, and unnecessary.
• Stores
  $20 for a SATA cable at Best Buy? Are you serious? They cost $2 online! And employees at Radio Shack don’t even know what a SATA cable is.