Brilliant idea: Pre-folded Toilet Paper singles

Quick list of the things I want to do this weekend:

Well, gotta hurry up and get started!

I like how Yes−We’re−Open signs answer questions that were never asked.

Are you open so you can continue dealing drugs and corrupting the streets?

Yes, We’re Open!

Are you open so you can continue selling young girls in the Polynesian sex trade?

Yes, We’re Open!

Are you open even though you sold out of all non-lead-coated goods months ago?

Yes, We’re Open!

Et cetera.

This final installment is not a hate list, but rather a collection of generic types of people that bother me.

Duty Calls from xkcd.

• Internet people
  The anonymity available on the internet makes people even more belligerent and stupid than in person.
• People who stay on the phone too long when in the company of others
  I hate when a person gets a call—or worse, places a call—while with other people and refuses to get off the phone. If it’s an emergency or a very quick call (30 seconds to one minute, not including dialing and connection), go for it. Otherwise, suck it up and try to extract some conversation from your cranial cave.
• Fake people
  This includes people who exaggerate things beyond belief, people who make things up and present them as fact, and people who talk only to be heard. Listening to such people annoys me, so I usually choose not to listen to them.
• Kids
  They’re always running around, steppin’ all over my lawn. It’s unbearable.
• Molly Connolly
  Here I am laid down at the end of my rope. I’ve lost all hope; so long. Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the posts.

This is the finale of the list of things I love (except for things like family, friends, and good health). Right now, I’m tempted to add cake to the list, because I really want some cake.

• Dogs
  I especially love my dogs, Midnight and Peaches (God rest her soul). Most other dogs are also very cute.
• Hockey
  Roller or ice, it’s only the most perfect sport ever. Hockey is fast−paced and rough, with action that almost never ceases. The only sport even nearly as exciting as hockey is lacrosse.
• Steak
  Steak is what God would eat.
• Movies
  Easier than a book but usually far more stupid. When you find a good one, though, it’s awesome … something like Fight Club or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Lately I’ve seen a few movies that I didn’t expect much from, but they ended up being great, like Wall−E, Pineapple Express, and Hamlet 2.
• Wikis
  Wikis are great because anyone can edit them (unfortunately, that’s also they’re greatest disadvantage). Specifically, Wikipedia is very useful to get introduced to a topic (and then several others as you continue to click links for six hours).