Interviews

I hate interviews. I can’t vocalize my thoughts on the spot like interviews require. I can’t. I’m horrible at it.

Here’s what my interviews sounds like.

“Describe a problem you had?”
“UHHH. UM. WELL. THERE…UM.”

“Why should we hire you?”
“UH. WELL. I’m great at solving problems. AND…. I love doing this. [Pause for 10 seconds.] Yeah.”

“Are you serious? That’s it?”
“HMMM. WELL. I think I’m hardworking.”

“Get out of here. Just get out. No, don’t even look at me.”

from Gizmodo, by Ron Cassel

from Gizmodo, by Ron Cassel

"And we took up weapons. And we took off our clothes."

“And we took up weapons. And we took off our clothes.”

I am going to see Jen!

I am going to see Jen!

Dolphin saying "HAVE FIN!"

NO ONE HAS TUMBLED IN LIKE A WEEK!

NO ONE HAS TUMBLED IN LIKE A WEEK!

"The ” HOLIDAY ” is CHRISTMAS  !!! the Celebration of Christ’s..."

“The ” HOLIDAY ” is CHRISTMAS  !!! the Celebration of Christ’s Birth. there is no Holiday without Christ . Shame on you for your ” political Corriectness “. How about
the very many Christians you are putting down. As one of them I am disgusted with your fear of reparcussion.” - Ignorant jerk

Where am I?

I haven't had much to say here lately, but here are two links to places where I am doing some talking.

twitter.com/coreyberes

tumblr.icorey.com

Genius

This kid in my class has more than one shirt that says he’s a genius. If someone wore a shirt that says “MY PENIS IS HUGE,” I would assume the opposite. Same thing going on here.

Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.

Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Maeby: They do?
George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.